The lemons grow like tumors.

Creep creep creep.

2009-02-28T06:08:18Z

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NOTICE:

2009-02-28T06:02:41Z

FANCY NOTICE WHATEVER:

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My favorite song ever came up on shuffle today. It was good times. :]

2008-08-28T01:14:56Z

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... but neither can he explain dominatrix tendencies.

2008-06-27T07:48:55Z

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But at least he meant well, Charlotte.

2008-06-18T05:12:16Z

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One should not be proud about the color accuracy of bruising, but I am.

2008-06-03T22:59:52Z

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What kind of fucking lyrics do you put for a ceramic pot?

2008-05-25T06:24:19Z

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See, I can do portraits too?

2008-05-25T06:01:11Z

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So, anybody want to go to Wupatki?

2008-05-25T05:53:13Z

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HAMLET'D.

2008-05-25T03:34:01Z

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Crumply paper is secretly art.

2008-05-25T03:24:03Z

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Yawn yawn, bodies bodies.

2008-05-25T03:09:04Z

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Scribble scrobble scribble scrobble.

2008-05-25T01:40:47Z

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I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

2008-05-24T21:03:34Z

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This was once called hobo couture.

2008-05-24T19:02:20Z

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Is bunchy fabric a proper disguise?

2008-05-24T18:50:19Z

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Hired guns and so forth.

2008-05-24T07:18:03Z

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Champagne, etc.

2008-05-16T12:28:27Z

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Someday! Somewhere! Someday!

2008-04-04T19:45:05Z

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